1. What’s your favourite candle scent?
Despite the fact I’ll spend a good twenty minutes smelling different candles, I always end up walking away with some form of vanilla scent. I don’t like sweet or flowery scents, so vanilla is a safe bet. Although I love Fluffy Towels and Sea Breeze by Yankee Candle as well.
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
I’m not entirely sure why, but Nicki Minaj comes to mind. I think it’s my survival instincts kicking in.
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Tyrion Lannister.
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
Well, if you take in to account my patience for other human beings and the amount of cats I plan to have, I should be about 492.
5. Do you know a hoarder?
My mum hoards meringues and Caramel biscuits sometimes?
6. Can you do a split?
Not a chance in Hell.
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Maybe around five or six? I remember riding a bike when I was quite young because I kept crashing into things. Like my brother.
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
I’m going to have to look at a map… All of them are seas, so if they count I’ve timidly waded in three. The ocean is filled with monsters and poop and doom and I do not like them.
9. How many countries have you been to?
Fourteen. I’ve seen Canada but that doesn’t really count.
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
No, but my granddad was in the Merchant Navy. BANANA ARMY.
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
I’ve bestowed all of the names I like upon my electrical appliances, so that might be awkward when I tell my daughter she reminds me of a macbook I had long ago, but maybe Layla or Matilda.
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
I don’t know but I’m going to go with Zeus because Zeus Harmer is a badass name and no one can deny that. NO ONE.
13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?
U - AS Level Psychology. Our teacher was never there and when she was she just talked about how there’s no solid proof smoking is harmful and how she used to do a lot of drugs on motorbikes. Also, it had just been turned into a science and I do not care for graphs.
14. What was your favourite TV show when you were a child?
Don’t make me choose! Pokemon, Lizzie McGuire, Dragonball Z or Kim Possible. I will not remove a single one. Nope.
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
My brother and I didn’t dress up for Halloween because my mum thought trick or treating was like begging. .___.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
I’ve read them all because I don’t make good life choices.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
I already have a British accent, it’s quite nifty g’vner.
18. Did your mother go to college?
She did, but I think she was on dialysis and her boyfriend at the time told her the wrong exam dates or something. Dammit Daryl.
19. Are your grandparents still married?
My paternal grandparents are - but I’m not convinced they like each other. My maternal grandparents divorced decades ago and my grandma married a very nice Scottish man.
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No, they were always offered to my brother but never to me.
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
I am offended by this question.
22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?
Disneyland Paris, but all I remember is a haunting Mickey Mouse fountain that changed colours and a hotel hallway with a really ugly carpet.
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
French, Japanese and Hindi.
24. Do you spell the colour as grey or gray?
Grey. Suck it, ‘American’.
25. Is your father bald?
I do not know the condition of my father’s scalp. Or life.
26. Do you know triplets?
No, but I saw a woman trying to calm her three screaming children once and I wasn’t keen.
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
Titanic because I like to tell Rose what a bitch she is for not taking turns on the floating door.
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
Yeah, my boyfriend is Indian and often offers me random meals that I can’t pronounce. I always have Tikka Masala.
29. What’s the name of your favourite restaurant?
That’s like asking me to pick my favourite child.
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Nope. Do they only serve olives?
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
Should I belong to a warehouse store? Like property? SOMEONE CHECK MY LABEL.
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
Jacob, hopefully, or Sebastian if my mum hated me.
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Sibby, or I’m also called ‘Norn’/Norny-Bec’ by my family.
34. Who’s your favourite person in the world?
A bin man offered to hold Bentley whilst I was getting a sandwich the other day, he was pretty neat.
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
The suburbs, because when I read the word ‘rural’ I think: darkness, farming, murder.
36. Can you whistle?
Occasionally. I can’t really whistle on purpose.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No, I’m not twelve.
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
No, because I’m not a good adult either.
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
I do indeed.
40. What medical conditions do you have?
I’m going to keep this post light and just go with Asthma. Keepin’ it wheezy.
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Somewhere between twelve and a thousand times.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Of course I’ve seen Find Nemo, what sort of human being do you think I am?
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Stores that stock jeans that I like.
44. What’s the last compliment you got?
Amartya called me a ‘cheeky panda’ earlier. I don’t get compliments often, but I’m assuming that’s one.
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Sometimes. My God I’m even boring myself.
46. What flavour tea do you enjoy?
Camomile & Honey / Lemon & Ginger are my favourites.
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
I’m going to estimate ten because I’m far too lazy to go and count.
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
My children won’t be practicing a religion.
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
Quite young, I don’t really remember believing in him.
50. Why do you have a Tumblr?
I don’t actually know, I lost my password and now I can’t get into it. My life is really exciting like that.
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