Can I have a map to this movie please?
I like The Avengers: Age Of Ultron, really I do, but why was it so damn confusing?
Why did they focus on developing romantic relationships instead of explaining to us what the hell was actually going on?
Does anyone else remember when movies had one plot line and you didn’t leave the cinema with more questions than when you went in?
It wasn’t really an Age Of Ultron, was it?
I mean, it was about five days?
And I’m pretty sure The Avengers killed more people than he did?
Why don’t they say anyone’s name in this entire movie?
I had to Google search the name of weird, red Jarvis man?
His name is The Vision, apparently?
And I had to explain who Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are about 293508230 times?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one can hear it, why is Bruce Banner still being such a fanny?
We get it: The Hulk is destructive and scares people. But Bruce seem to have that under control most of the time now?
Also, I thought Stark destroyed all of his suits in Iron Man 3?
And SHIELD’s back?
Why do they even bother writing these plot lines into the solo films if none of them apply to The Avengers’ movies?
Did they not offer Gwyneth enough money or was Joss Whedon as sick of her as I was?
I do not think Romanoff or Banner fully understand the word ‘lullaby’?
Can I finally stop pretending I care about Hydra now?
How did they get the sceptre anyway?
Was the AI technology in the Infinity Stone?
I thought that thing was the Mind Gem, not the Super-Brainy-Moral-Compass-Robot-Human-Thing Gem?
Why didn’t they make a shield to protect the planet with Jarvis if he’s so smart?
They put a satellite that held Veronica/ The Hulkbuster in space, why did they have to rely on alien technology to build the shield?
When has trusting alien technology ever benefited the Avengers in these films?
Err, since when does Romanoff want to get off with The Sulk?
Why were the writers trying to get us to like Hawkeye so much?
Why can The Vision lift Thor’s hammer Mjolnir?
Where do The Vision’s or Ultron’s morals even come from?
At no point do I remember a conversation about giving the AI morals?
If Wakanda is the only place on Earth with vibranium, why hasn’t America invaded them yet?
Ultron just cut that guy Ulysses Klaue’s whole arm off, I bet that won’t have any repercussions at all, huh?
So, there’s going to be a Black Panther film, yeah?
Why is everyone picking on Sokovia?
A lot of this movie went into explaining how The Vision was created and who he is, right?
SO WHY DON’T I UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, HER, IT, BITCH?
Why have they killed Quicksilver?
Will Quicksilver do a Coulson?
Okay, so if we’re not allowed to use the ‘M’ word how did Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch get their powers?
Did Scarlet Witch go to the same witch school as Elsa?
You know, the one where powers make no goddamn sense and there are no rules or logic: shit just happens?
If ripping out Ultron’s ‘heart’ stopped him, why didn’t they just do that in the first place?
Is ‘Bucky’ Barnes going to be an Avenger at any point?
He’s hot. It’s not a question.
Oh okay, so everyone’s just going to quit The Avengers then yeah?
How did Thanos get the Infinity Gauntlet?
When in the name of Jarvis is Thanos going to come down from his space house and actually do something?
Most importantly: will someone please explain to me why Thor went into a cave with Selvig and had that weird pool episode?
I mean, did I dream that bit of the movie?
WTF was he doing?
BATH TIME AND SAVING THE PLANET TIME ARE COMPLETELY SEPARATE TIMES THOR?
