Apparently the Grammy’s happened last night so I thought I’d take a look at what the ladies and gentlemen in the celebrity sphere were wearing!
Ladies
Taylor Swift - Versace
When I first saw this outfit I wasn’t that keen, but the more it’s been thrown in my face throughout the day the more I like it. Much like Taylor Swifts music. I’m kidding, I actually really like 1989 it’s a great album. Although, there are some similarities between ‘Into The Woods’ and A Fine Frenzy’s ‘Rangers’. Check it out.
Lady Gaga - Marc Jacobs
When’s Lady Gaga bringing out another album? Artpop was rubbish, I miss Fame Monster - Born This Way Gaga that was her best era so - holy shit those shoes are massive. I think this whole look is a David Bowie homage which is nice, still looks mental though. Or maybe it was for Mystique from X-Men.
Adele - Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci
I love that Adele still has a full figure and hasn’t turned into a stick insect. She looks great!
Selena Gomez - Calvin Klein
I know this sounds awful but I really don’t understand why Selena Gomez is famous? I remember watching her perform on last year’s Children In Need, and well… just watch:
Florence Welch - Gucci
WHO DESIGNED THIS? WHO FOR? You have taken whimsy too far and turned it into nightmare fuel, this is why we can’t have nice things.
Ellie Goulding - Stella McCartney
I seriously dislike Ellie Goulding’s breathy, squeaky voice but she looks pretty damn flawless here.
Ariana Grande - Romona Keveza
The ponytail may still be making an appearance but thank god she’s not wearing leather mini dresses anymore. Instead, Ariana has decided to literally wear the Red Carpet. I’m not being mean I’m just jealous because my boobs never fit into those fitted bralet dresses 😭.
Ciara - Alexandre Vauthier
Can you even imagine if these sorts of dresses make their way into high street stores? There’s going to be entire hoards of drunk women falling out of toilets in clubs asking strangers to tie their dress back together whilst flashing all their frickle frackles. Anyone willing to wear a dress this risky is a hero in my books, well done Ciara. No pants no problems.
Zendaya - DSquared2
I have no idea who Zendaya is but GOD DAMN this suit is wonderful. That said, I’m sure when her people said she should be more like Cyrus, they meant Miley, not Billy Ray. Maybe she’s about to drop a solid country album, I’ve no idea.
Alison Mosshart - Saint Laurent
U.R. So edgy Alison. much edge. They said “you should wear something nice to the Grammy’s” and you were like “fck nah man I’m a free spirit” and turned up in your favourite pieces from that one alright vintage store in your home town. FIGHT THE SYSTEM.
Anna Kendrick - Emanuel Ungaro
I don’t really have anything to say about this dress… it’s a dress. I guess. Hope the mesh didn’t chafe or anything…
Demi Lovato - Norisol Ferrari
This may be a work event for stars but that doesn’t mean you should wear discoloured work attire and a soda can tab necklace to the Grammy’s Demi.
Meghan Trainor
This dress is so cute! Classy, glamorous and elegant without being boring or overboard. Very nice shoes as well. Bravo Meghan!
Janelle Monae- Jean Paul Gaultier
It bothers me that the only part of this outfit I don’t like is the hat, but then what the hell are you supposed to wear with a giant gong of a skirt.
Gentlemen
Justin Beiber
I haven’t seen a picture of Justin Beiber for ages! He’s finally growing stumble! Puberty, yay!
Sam Smith
There’s a thin line between baby face and murderer eyes, and Sam Smith lives on that line.
Big Sean
Is Big Sean the dude who went out with Ariana Grande? They would have had beautiful, beautiful babies.
Mark Ronson
Mark Ronson’s friends aren’t good friends because good friends don’t let people they care about go out in that shirt-suit jacket combo.
Pharrell Williams
Pharrell went to the Grammy’s as the person Eminem sees when he looks in the mirror.
Skrillex and Diplo
WHO IS STILL INVITING SKRILLEX TO THESE THINGS?