Are you going to be kind to me this season Pretty Little Liars?
Probably not, right?
Okay, let me just scream into my designated ‘PLL-frustration’ pillow for a minute?
Who the hell is that blonde broad?
Oh good the yellow ruffle top is back, yay?
How have Aria, Emily and Hanna actually managed to stay alive this long?
I mean, they rely on Spencer almost entirely?
Charles must have a playlist full of songs he can use in any situation?
Or is it ‘Now That’s What I Call Taunting’?
Listen Hanna: what is your deal, stop making it worse?
That whole ‘Spencer recognises Charles’ conversation was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard Spencer say?
Why does Hanna never tell the other girls to stfu when they’re surprised she knows words like ‘facetiously’?
Why is the weather in this show so sensitive to the emotional states of the girls? Trapped outside? STORMY STORMY TIEM!
Great time lapses: I mean, it’s not like the girls would be having any meaningful or interesting conversations whilst they’re trapped outside for two days anyway?
I understand why they wouldn’t want to risk climbing the fence when the power’s off because Charles could turn it on at any time, but why can’t they dig under it?
You’re not in a music video ladies; why are you lying around in your ball gowns like you’re posing for a photo shoot?
Hahahhaa, pee and jock strap sweat hahaahaaa (???)
Why do the Pretty Little Liars move at a glacial pace everywhere?
WHO TOOK THEIR CLOTHES OFF?
I’m pretty sure you can feel whether you’ve had surgery or not without having to look for wounds?
That was a rather large jump in logic for them to assume they’re in a morgue to show their families that their dead?
So, Charles gave Mona a gas mask so she wouldn’t pass out when he protected her with it, so he could have her hand out pills?
Does Mona have to curl her hair every day because that sounds like a real ballache?
Why is she saying no?
Why is she only just mentioning the hole?
THE HOLE SOUNDS PRETTY IMPORTANT?
Omfg why are you screaming?
THREE WEEKS LATER?
What happened in those rooms for three weeks?
I can’t imagine having to do anything for three weeks even if it was a nice thing?
Why has Alison come to Season 6 as a mum who’s trying too hard to look ~*~hip~*~?
Is she a mum now?
Only mums have hair like that, right?
I still don’t like Alison: I don’t know whether it’s because she’s a bitch or because she decided to wear that lemony-ruffly abomination of a top the night she disappeared though?
They know Mona’s alive?
Why does everybody think it’s Andrew?
Did the police in Rosewood do their training at Leslie Nielsen College?
Are you Jason or are you Charles or do you want to come my house and feed me pizza because you’re really pretty?
THE CALLER IS IN THE HOUSE?
Check the room before you just shove Ali in it?
Can there please be a Scary Movie-esque hide and seek scene please? PLEASE?
Is the pig mask important?
What’s with all the pig-related antics?
Is it because police are sometimes called pigs?
Rude?
Remember the dead pig in the boot of that car that time?
Seriously though, are the pigs important or have I officially lost my sense of reality?
Alison smashed a bottle of wine because…?
Where’s Spencer’s dad at?
Anyone else jealous of Ali being in a car with Caleb and Ezra?
How did Ali, Caleb and Ezra know Charles was into old music?
That must have been a strange trip to the shops when they bought a mannequin, pig mask and hoodie?
Can people who work at a store contact the police when a customer buys an odd combination of items?
How did Aria achieve that impeccable dye job?
Did Charles hire some hairdressers to come down into The Dollhouse?
Did he pull the old ‘I’ll give you one hundred doll-hairs’ trick on them?
Maybe Charles is a hairdresser?
Speaking of letting people in The Dollhouse: who built the damn thing?
I highly doubt Charles has a BTEC in Lair Building?
And why hasn’t Charles written a strongly worded letter to whoever did the electrics?
I mean, I could have wired this dumb place better?
Has Mona been chilling in the hole the whole time?
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, amirite?
Mona gets put in a hole for saying “no” but the girls get a makeover for trying to runaway?
I do not understand your logic Charles?
Spencer do you not know how to take a hint look in the damn wardrobe?
Toby is honest to God the dopiest looking person I’ve ever seen in my life, how is he a police man?
Who is the woman recording all of these voice commands?
I cannot even imagine my mum asking a teenage boy to get me back, that is a weird route to go down?
Now Aria has her pig toy from when she was a child?
Why is Aria getting angry about farfetched assumptions and not about her hair?
Convenient how Spencer is an Etch A Sketch master innit?
I thought Spencer knew Charles was a DiLaurentis ages ago but she’s only just mentioning it now?
How is “Charles is a Dilaurentis” an answer to how they’re going to get out of there?
MORE YELLOW RUFFLE TOPS?
Does Charles want them to go in The Vault or what?
Oh okay Spencer it’s not like there’s anything interesting in The Vault and you definitely don’t need to watch anymore of that film just set everything on fire right?
Anyone else remember the old proverb “when you’re trapped in a room with all the answers to your questions set that shit on fire”?
FIRE SPREADS AND CREATES MORE FIRE WHAT?
Alison’s like that girl who turns up early for a night out whilst you’re still trying to pick a dress that doesn’t make you feel like a hobo in a bin bag. Come back later Ali, can’t you see Charles is busy?
Who will Charles choose?
Ooooh, so this really is a Big Brother house type dealio?
Did you know they’d pull those curtains down though Charles?
Be honest: where you just stood in random places for a bit getting ready until Emily asked Aria to help her pull the curtain down and then you just scurried over there?
And then you let them out of the burning room?
So they could easily get Mona and escape?
To the ground above where the electric fence has now disappeared?
Maybe the power of creepy/dumb/nerd love knocked it down?
Poor Mona, can I go hug Mona, Spencer basically just pushed her out of hug-bubble with the force of a thousand suns?
Oh okay, and Sara Harvey is who exactly?
I can’t figure out if Sara’s been in The Dollhouse for five years or five months; time in this show means nothing and makes absolutely no sense?
Why are they teasing the Alison and Emily love, it’s even more irritating than Aria and Ezra?
I swear to God if Ali knew about Charles’ existence the whole time I’m going to set fire to everything important to me. That’s what Spencer would do?
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