What in the actual name of God is going on?
Do the writers of Pretty Little Liars understand the term ‘big reveal’?
Who the fuck is Charles?
Why doesn’t Mona explain to the girls who Charles is?
She has to know more than she’s letting on; she wrote ‘Charles DiLaurentis’ anagrams on that note the liars found in her room?
Why was Mona surprised her mum is sad that she’s dead?
Since this is TV drama world, shouldn’t Mona be turning back into a nutcase if she’s off her meds?
Why has it taken this goddamn long for someone to tell an adult?
Do Aria, Emily and Hanna’s parents just not give a shit about where their children are?
Why are the only people who seem to be putting any effort in Caleb, Toby and irrelevant Ezra?
Seriously, why is Ezra not in jail?
Why does he randomly own that coffee shop now, when did that happen?
Does anyone else want to punch Aria in the face every time she’s on the screen?
All she does is look forlornly at stuff and lie about everything ever for no reason?
Speaking of the coffee shop, why is every woman Emily meets also a lesbian?
Why does A go to such extremes to get all the girls sent to prison?
And then just kidnap them on their way there?
Why didn’t he kidnap Ali?
Why would he take Mona and dress her up as Ali instead?
Why did they choose that ugly yellow top in the first episode?
Where has Ali actually been for the last five years?
Why are people helping A?
Where is CeCe?
Did Aria actually pee herself?
Where do the girls pee in the dollhouse?
We know that A is an ingenious, tactful entity with a seemingly infinite amount of money, so why is there a random three minute power outage in the dollhouse every night?
Why does A allow the girls to hold secret meetings during those three minutes?
And why didn’t A figure out what Spencer wanted to build that EMP thing if he’s so smart?
Should A have done an electrician apprenticeship before capturing the girls?
Ali says there’s no proof about A, but he kept sending them creepy gifts and all sorts throughout the seasons, surely the girls still have them?
Is anyone else going to start blurring the line between reality and shit they dream about like Spencer?
How did stoic idiot Toby become a police officer?
Why is Tanner such a smug bitch?
Who was Mona playing boardgames with prior to the girls arriving?
Why is Hanna threatening A, is she crazy?
Is it just me or is ‘him, her, it, bitch’ the most badass sentence ever?
Why did Mona receive a gas mask?
Why would A want to hold a prom? Sure he missed his but it’s not that big of a deal?
Who’s Andrew and since when does his family own a farm?
Did A spend a whole afternoon putting dresses and suits on mannequins because that image is quite funny?
Why did the girls run away from Charles rather than, I don’t know, kicking the shit out him?
Why does no one in the entire world remember there being two boy DiLaurentis children?
Is Charles Jason’s twin?
Did Charles want to be a girl, and that’s why he was sent to Radley as Bethany?
If Charles is Bethany then who the hell did Melissa kill?
Did the note in Mona’s room actually read ‘Nerd Lucas Is The Liar’?
Where’s Lucas gone anyway?
Maybe Charles just got sent to Radley because he’s full on bonkers, not because he wanted to be a lady?
Did Charles break Ali’s arm?
Maybe Bethany was just a friend of Charles’ in the Asylum and they left together to seek revenge on the family that put him in an insane asylum throughout his entire childhood?
Has Charles ever turned up pretending to be Jason through the five seasons?
How dumb is a kid that forgets their own twin?
Is Maya still alive?
Am I alive?
Does Toby’s mum have anything to do with Charles and Bethany in Radley?
Does somebody need to check the water in Rosewood to see if there’s any crazy pills in there?
Who goes apple picking in real life?
Who’s The Black Widow?
The fuck?
If a train leaves the station at 2.30pm and another train leaves another station at 3.15pm why the fuck am I still watching this show?
