165 Thoughts About Pretty Little Liars S6B So Far

Guys, I didn’t know Pretty Little Liars had started again until tonight! So I’ve just watched the first two episodes of season six and I thought I’d share my thoughts:

1. Season 6 Episode 11, bring it.
2. I’m frightened.
3. I’m surprised Ali can read considering how much school she missed.
4. The fact that she’s a teacher is just one of the many reasons I’m beginning to think Rosewood is more like a Night Vale sort of town, not a real sort of town.
5. Does anyone else still hate Alison?
6. I mean, she is still manipulating her friends to do her bidding now.
7. I hope Fitz wrote that book from prison.
8. If you like Pina Coladas
9. “Do you think they’re still upset with me?”
10. Uh, YEAH BITCH.
11. I’m still upset with you and you’re not even real.
12. What sort of stamps is this girl using to get these letters to the liars in less than four days?
13. I literally saw a postman trip over his own cart just this morning.
14. “Five minutes that can change the world” someone’s got a serious sense of grandeur. LIKE A PSYCHOPATH MIGHT.
15. Even that teddy bear doesn’t make me feel empathetic towards the DiLaurensisters.
16. Oooh I wonder if they’ll have a different opening.
17. Yes, stare at the teenage girls Spencer that is cool and not weird at all.
18. Those selfies though.
19. What are those faces.
20. “It looked bigger when you posted it” and “no wonder it took you an extra year to finish college” are not statements you make to friends Aria you shady bitch.
21. How is CeCe up for parole after five years? She’s INSANE?
22. Yay the wine moms must have been freed.
23. Oh no Emily’s parents have gone no-no ):!
24. IS MR EMILY DEAD?
25. WHY GOD?
26. WHY NOT ARIA?
27. Ashley’s hair is flawless.
28. Her tact and taste are less so.
29. Tf is Jordan?
30. Ezra’s back and no one cared for a second.
31. Ezra is well a murderer.
32. Why would he want a letter from his ex girlfriend/ student/ adopted child when his current gf has just died?
33. Why do these girls think they’re so important?
34. MRS HASTINGS FOR STATE SENATE!
35. Actually she’s probably republican so nah.
36. Spencer you are not doing a good job.
37. I don’t care. I don’t care about Aria and Ezra so much.
38. Okay so she went missing and you went home?
39. Ezra is totally a murderer. Of girl child innocence.
40. TOOOOOBY.
41. You make those cabinets boy.
42. You are so pretty, you should not be a policeman.
43. ‘Brotherhood of Ex Boyfriends’ can be the show on ABC after ‘Wine Moms’.
44. He is definitely building that house for Spencer.
45. How can someone be smart enough to build a house and still be the dumbest cop in the history of time?
46. A sad story does not a forgivable liar make.
47. MONA.
48. I’m so excited for Mona.
49. I am less excited about Sara.
50. Alison shut your manipulative, how-can-you-even-be-a-teacher-already face.
51. “You’re asking us to lie”, I know and in this show of all places!
52. DON’T DO IT GIRLS. THEY’RE A FAMILY OF NUTTERS.
53. I miss Jason.
54. Because you’re being emotionally manipulated and you’re dumb Hanna.
55. Mona Mona Mona Mona Mona Mona
56. Blazer-off.
57. Mona that is not crowd etiquette.
58. So. Much. Exposition.
59. NOOO MR EMILY’S DAD ):
60. What’s missing is sanity Alison.
61. You girls are suckers.
62. And we’re back to being bored of Aria and Ezra.
63. That judge’s eyebrows are so arched I literally have no idea what else is happening.
64. Oh my god I might actually like Aria at this point in time.
65. Yes Aria, you should feel bad for being afraid and being honest about it.
66. This season’s going to be a lot funner now they can drink.
67. Why are they uppity about CeCe being set free when they pretty much let her out?
68. Those are the least impressive biscuits I’ve ever seen.
69. Such excellent faces.
70. *Keanu Reeves Face*
71. I am in a serious funk with this episode.
72. You’re all a fistful of assholes.
73. It’s like they’ve never gotten drunk before.
74. Oh wow Charlotte isn’t being predictable, that’s so weird.
75. Aaaah, is Charlotte dead?!
76. That is such a good plot line!
77. So Lorenzo is still happening then is it?
78. And Toby is still a cop.
79. Wow.
80. I can’t with this town.
81. Of course there was a chance she’d take her own life she’s chemically unstable.
82. Everyone in this town is a dumb-dumb, that’s the real tragedy.
83. Caleb, your eyebrows are beautiful.
84. I could get on board with Spencer and Caleb. Both metaphorically and literally. I don’t know what that means.
85. I love how the costume designer people were like “what makes someone look like they successfully adulting? DELICATE EARRINGS!”
86. Caleb you are so desperate to be involved it’s embarrassing.
87. Glad they picked a dress that really shows off dead, mental Charlotte’s chesticles.
88. I swear these girls look at their assumedly large funeral dress collection and think “which one is least appropriate???”
89. Who would even attend this funeral?
90. Charlotte was in Radley or a black hoody almost all her adult life?
91. Did she go to bowling nights or something?
92. Did she have a book club?
93. Sarah is actually a mannequin brought to life I’m sure of it.
94. So do we think it was Sarah or is that too obvious?
95. What has even happened to her why is she like that?
96. Okay, on to Season 6 Episode 12
97. I hope Aria killed Charlotte, I know it’s obvious but at least then Aria’s character will be interesting.
98. Ooooh, it’s a different liar doing the shhing each time.
99. Why does Hanna keep saying “hydrate” like she’s a robot?
100. Aria, you sly.
101. NOT THE BLOGGERS! ANYONE BUT THE BLOGGERS!
102. Have you guys read the names that come up in the credits? They’re mad. Lulu Brud.
103. I have a very shaky relationship with Spencer’s fringe.
104. Nono, there’s no way Sarah could have got somebody else to help her, noooooo number one police, much clues.
105. Jordan old.
106. Jordan real old.
107. Is he English or Australian? I’m English and I still can never tell.
108. He said “down” weird, it’s Australian.
109. He brought food, I want Jordan to be my boyfriend.
110. UUUUUUH GOD why is this Aria/Ezra thing STILL happening?
111. Is Emily going to die now?
112. Why is the only gay character having a super hard time?
113. Why would you keep an illness secret?
114. I swear these girls just keep secrets for the sake of it so they can reveal them and they can all throw a collective fanny fit.
115. I hope teenage girls don’t base their idea of what friendship should be on this show.
116. Aria loves secret relationships so much it makes me want to die.
117. £10 says this blonde girl with Emily also happens to be a lesbian.
118. I cannot remember a single paper I wrote in University.
119. “No writer is ever in a good place” so deep.
120. Oh good so now Aria and Ezra have to talk because of work, but Aria has a secret boyfriend at work, gooooooood. Draaaaaama. Griiiiiiimace.
121. Oh, is that blonde girl from the show? I do not know who she is?
122. CANCER?
123. This show you guys.
124. NOTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MAKES SENSE EMILY.
125. Jordan looks like he’s their chaperone.
126. They are such drama queens, how has this not grated on me before?
127. ~*~ Got a secret can you keep it well this one you’ll save because Aria wants to have sex with it ~*~
128. A wine opener?
129. Do you mean a corkscrew?
130. And now there’s no wine glasses?
131. TF IS THIS PLACE?
132. Why is Jordan so into this weird ass dinner party?
133. You barely see anyone from your high school because dinosaurs are now extinct.
134. What table?
135. oooh she has to hold hands with her current bf and ex bf aaaah.
136. Alright Ali calm down, God’s not Batman.
137. OR IS HE?
138. Emily this is not selflessness, it’s stupid… ness.
139. Yes Aria you could have called.
140. I’m genuinely going to have to take a break before this Aria and Ezra nonsense.
141. Okay, I have a cookie, let’s go.
142. Yay, Spencer and Caleb are way better!
143. KEEEEEEEEEEEES! KEEEEES NOOOOOW!
144. Please let Aria be the murderer.
145. She does have good points about pizza though, I’ll give her that.
146. RED COAT.
147. Ahahaha Ezra’s acting face.
148. Aaaaaand we’re back to not telling the police. Smart. So smart.
149. Ezra is definitely not the murderer though, way too obvious.
150. ):
151. ):
152. ):
153. Who does Shower Harvey’s hair? Does that dude who took her to the funeral also do her hairspray?
154. Wow. Just wow.
155. Deleting security footage.
156. These girls actually deserve to go to prison at this point just for being berks.
157. Whoa Ali, you have literally no evidence.
158. Aria had to go back to work, there are other things in the world other than you.
159. WAIT
160. What if Ali did the murderings?
161. She is an absolute psychopath?
162. WHO’S SIR?
163. Or did he say Sarah?
164. I think it was sir.
165. I love/hate this show so hard.