NA-NA-NANA-NA-NA-NANA-NAAAAAH - how did I ever get sick of hearing this intro - NA-NA-NANA-NA-NA?
How did they make this intro so epic and why isn’t it my ringtone?
Where the hell is the Dothraki Sea and all those places?
It’s, err, this intros been going on for a while now, huh?
Where’s Khal Drogo, I miss Khal Drogo?
OMFGSTOP?
Why didn’t I watch a recap of the last series?
Should I Youtube or Google ‘what happened in GOT series 4 because it’s been 24529 years since it ended’?
So, Tywin has always been a shit father then: he just let’s Cersei and brunette, wimp Cersei walk around in the woods?
Who the hell is that witch lady?
Why is she so cool about being woken up by two dumb-dumb idiot children?
Why does she live in a tree?
Why do all of the magic folk live in trees: there are houses now?
Jesus, 20 kids sounds exhausting, amirite?
Is the witch warning Cersei about Margaery or Daenerys *Kate Bush arms*?
Why are there no good Pinterest boards, Youtube tutorials or infographics on how to get killer braids like Cersei’s?
Why don’t Jamie and Cersei’s twincest babies have more deformities?
I mean, besides Joffrey’s sociopathy?
Are those creepy eye stones really necessary?
Can somebody get a drink for Mr Lannister, he’s been living in a goddamn crate?
Wait, how did Tyrion pee or - oh god, WHY DID I ASK?
Drinks were a bad idea, can we get a mop?
Does Varys actually have hands or have his arms just merged into pockets now?
I’m with Missandei: why are Unsullied visiting brothels?
Can you be a prostitute who only cuddles because I would totally consider that?
What if there’s a Missandei and Grey Worm sex scene and we see his seriously sullied genital area?
Did it get hot in here or is it just Daenerys?
Oh hey Jon Snow, is Winter still coming?
I used to love Sam, why does Gilly make him so unlikeable?
Urgh, why is Melisandre still here?
I have to admit though her skin is glorious, how do I get skin like that?
Did anyone else forget Ygritte died?
Really Stannis, could you not think of a dumber place to stand?
Is Sansa not ginger anymore, that was the only way I could tell which character she was?
Has Littlefinger always had that accent?
Anyone else hoping there’s a Podrick and Brienne spinoff?
So… according to Cousin Lancel… cults make you really, really hot?
Margaery is way too laid back about everything, right?
“Who said anything about him?”
What about a Daenerys and Tyrion spinoff?
Dwarves & Dragons?
What was the conversation Daenerys and Dario had actually about, all I remember is there being butt?
Why is anyone surprised that the dragons have lost their collective shit?
Do we have to watch Mance be burned alive though?
Where’s Bran?
Where’s Jorah?
WHERE’S ARYA?
Is anyone else glad Theon’s not in this episode, he is such a downer?
Why does no one give a single fuck about the White Walkers?
Why did I read ahead?
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IT’S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY HALP?
Unless they deviate from the books, in which case please let ______ ______, __________ __________ and ____ _______ live?
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