As far as I can remember, Game Of Thrones season five ended like:
Now, it is finally time for Game Of Thrones season six and this time everything is different as most plotlines have caught up with the books. The few rules that existed in the Game of Thrones no longer apply, there is no foundation and the walls of the Red Keep may crumble when Winter finally arrives. Here we go:
NA-NA-NA-Na-NA I got my ice cream I got the fire on I’m so ready Na-NA-NA-NA-NA
Is anyone even in Winterfell anymore?
I hope it says where Daenerys is on the map and it’s just ‘Horsebutt Nowhere’ or something.
Are there any Baratheons left?
Jesus, this place is grim.
Oh it’s the Night’s Watch of course it’s grim.
GHOST BABY DON’T CRY
BABY
Go Davos go!
Bitches better not pretend like you don’t know.
Not that I can remember any of you or who killed Jon.
IS HE DEAD OR WHAT?
Okay yeah he’s dead but he’ll probably get resurrected with him being the blood of the dragon and all.
Melisandre you are the worst.
The flames are full of bullshit like you *stink eye*.
You don’t care about The Watch as much as you care about power, you asshat.
We’re still on about the Wildlings?
This dude is Game Of Thrones Donald Trump.
I wonder if they made the White Walkers pay for The Wall?
Poor ghost baby.
Yes: kill them, kill them all!
Is Davos Geordie?
Oh god it’s you.
Miranda (???) was a nutter.
You’re a nutter.
DON’T CRY LIKE YOU HAVE FEELINGS.
“Feed her to the hounds” ahahaha classic Ramsay.
Ugh. Sansa. Whining is coming.
Oh Sansa can’t go in the water Sansa can’t do anything THEON HAD HIS PEEN CHOPPED OFF SHU TUP.
That is a poor hiding place.
Aw they hugged, that’s cute.
Theon don’t you dare!
THEON!
crumbs. they gotem.
BRIEEEEEENNNNNEEEEEEE!
GET IT GIRL GET IT GIRL GET IT GIRL!
Don’t you hurt Brienne I’ll kick your head in!
You might be from Westeros but I’m from Hull!
You got some s’plaining to do Sansa.
You better say sorry you knobjockey.
GROUP HUG!
Crap, I coloured my Game Of Thrones colouring book in wrong that flag is orange.
Well if it isn’t the nudist.
Jaime might not want to bang tall Tyrion now.
Oh yeah oopsy daisy forgot she had a bad haircut AND a dead daughter.
Still don’t feel sorry for Cersei.
I wondered what happened with the witch!
Where’s the other twincest kid, is he dead?
You can’t really offer council Jaime.
You’re not very good at being a brother, lover or dad and that’s your one job?
Margaery ):
Is it okay to punch this old priest guy right in his saintly balls?
Oh god I actually trusted that Ellaria for a minute.
Those studded banana men look well awkward.
Don’t hurt him he’s just trying to paint eyes on rocks!
It’s official, everyone in this show is a bellend.
YAY MY FAVOURITE BELLEND IS HERE!
Tyrion! Tyrion!
Don’t eat her baby you plonker.
No one could run a country better than Varys and Tyrion. I vote for them!
Oh yeah go where they’re running from good plan that.
Well that was a dick move whoever did that.
Probably one of those asshole dragons.
I love you Jorah.
I’m having Lord Of The Rings flashbacks.
DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS?
No, no they don’t.
Surely someone there would have heard of Drogo’s blond Khaleesi and her dragons?
ARE WE BRINGING ‘IT IS KNOWN’ BACK? YAY.
These Dothraki are sassy I like it.
OH well since she belonged to another Khal…
This girl’s just mad because of her haircut.
Okay you’re just beating a blind person up now and that’s sad.
I like the cut of Davos’ jib.
Take mutton, don’t take the Red Woman.
Can we have one episode without seeing this nutters nipples?
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAA
SHE OLD.
THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF OLD LADY NIPPLES.
Oh no, she’s old.
Now I feel bad.
