At some point during my critique of clothes famous people and Ke$ha wore to the VMAs, I mentioned how I had no idea what an Ariana Grande is. Apparently, she is the newest addition to the line up of ‘Disney Vs. Nickelodeon Sing-Off World Tour 2040’ which I’m sure many of us are looking forward to.
The result of attempting to merge Christina Aguilera, a tarsier and a disembodied ponytail into one sentient being, Ariana Grande recently brought out an album entitled ‘My Everything‘ which I thought I’d have a listen to.
Now, I’m going to stop being a sarcastic arsehole here for a second to say the album was actually really good. There’s no question as to whether Ariana Grande can sing or not, but I do have one question: was some of the album recorded after a dentist appointment? Because there were a few times when I had literally no idea what she was saying?
So, I decided to play a game called ‘What Is Ariana Grande Saying?’, it was pretty fun:
One Last Time
Break Free
Best Mistake
Break Your Heart Right Back (aka Bacon Heart Right Back)
Hands On Me
Only 1
